this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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