Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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