Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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