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i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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