Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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