i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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