Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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