Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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