she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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