so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
im holly from the hills drunk
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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