Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
soo... how was my night?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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