I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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