(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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