i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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