what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I smell like Dick and happiness
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