Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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