So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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