she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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