just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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