this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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