I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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