We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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