the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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