i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
