didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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