Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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