It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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