Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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