glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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