We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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