They should really pass out barf bags in church
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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