Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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