its not stalking. its research.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Girls should come with a carfax report
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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