tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm just crazy horny about you
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I pour the whiskey from now on
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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