i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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