I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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