that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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