Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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