it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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