Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
He kissed a someone with a penis
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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