Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
