scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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