Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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