fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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