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it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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