so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
How external is "for external use only"?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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