i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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