IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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