The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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