so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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