Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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