I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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