peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Randomize
