just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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