He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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