guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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